Zombie Strippers

[SS]Grifter · 04-20-2008

No kidding.

I was reading a review on this from Ain't It Cool News, and the review had me in stitches......

"I’m not really a porn expert, (surprising, I know), so I can’t tell you if Jenna Jameson looks hotter or acts better here than in her other efforts, but for those pervs, she does get naked and shake her big fake tits a lot. She’s the alpha female zombie and has such respectable scenes as shooting ping pong balls out of her (off-camera) zombie cooter at the catty newly zombified stripper trying to take the queen zombie stripper role at the club away from her.

When those ping-pong balls merely bounce off the face of her rival, Ms. Jameson moves up to pool balls… which, when shot out of her still off-camera zombie cooter take off another zombie’s head before sending the rival zombie stripper flying across the room and into a wall.

I know this movie sounds awesome and if it would have been mostly stuff like zombie ping-pong/cue balls scenes it really would have been a good movie. But you have to get through what feels like 2 hours of well-intentioned but painful attempts at character building and some of the most horribly delivered dialogue of anything to ever see the silver screen.

There are moments to enjoy in the movie… in the “rent it and get drunk with the roommate” kind of way, but not nearly enough to make it worth suffering through the rest of the film."

[SS]Showstoper · 04-20-2008

Grifter, I'm a member of Netflix, so I went to the website to see if I could find the movie, but it's not available yet. I'm all for watching pool balls coming out of Jennas' thingie...LOL

[SS]Rator · 04-20-2008

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Originally Posted by [SS]Grifter

She’s the alpha female zombie and has such respectable scenes as shooting ping pong balls out of her (off-camera) zombie cooter at the catty newly zombified stripper trying to take the queen zombie stripper role at the club away from her.

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Originally Posted by [SS]Showstoper

I'm all for watching pool balls coming out of Jennas' thingie...LOL

OMFG HE SAID PING PONG BALLS YOU SICK BASTARD!!!

DatGuy · 04-20-2008

Rator Pool balls are used too, read it again...

[SS]Showstoper · 04-20-2008

Show >>>

<<< Jenna...We play pool later...lol

[SS]Rator · 04-20-2008

HAHaha omg youre right lol sick...

[SS]Wally · 04-25-2008

I don't want to say anything but just bring it to SniperCon.

[SS]Showstoper · 04-25-2008

Hey Wally, If I was able to go, I would bring it and throw it in the Xbox 360...But, I'm not, Looks like it's up to someone else to bring it....

DevilzKandi · 05-07-2008

Jenna used to be hot. She's had some plastic work which was a mistake. Zombies are still cool though.

S10Draven · 05-15-2008

i read on a mma forum that tito ortiz will be in this movie with jenna.

[SS]Showstoper · 05-15-2008

Probably making sure that no male boinks his wife, if they try, he'll just choke them out....

S10Draven · 05-16-2008

hes a little late if hes worried about that lol.

04-20-2008	#1
[SS]Grifter Infidel Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 6,611	Zombie Strippers No kidding. I was reading a review on this from Ain't It Cool News, and the review had me in stitches...... "I’m not really a porn expert, (surprising, I know), so I can’t tell you if Jenna Jameson looks hotter or acts better here than in her other efforts, but for those pervs, she does get naked and shake her big fake tits a lot. She’s the alpha female zombie and has such respectable scenes as shooting ping pong balls out of her (off-camera) zombie cooter at the catty newly zombified stripper trying to take the queen zombie stripper role at the club away from her. When those ping-pong balls merely bounce off the face of her rival, Ms. Jameson moves up to pool balls… which, when shot out of her still off-camera zombie cooter take off another zombie’s head before sending the rival zombie stripper flying across the room and into a wall. I know this movie sounds awesome and if it would have been mostly stuff like zombie ping-pong/cue balls scenes it really would have been a good movie. But you have to get through what feels like 2 hours of well-intentioned but painful attempts at character building and some of the most horribly delivered dialogue of anything to ever see the silver screen. There are moments to enjoy in the movie… in the “rent it and get drunk with the roommate” kind of way, but not nearly enough to make it worth suffering through the rest of the film." “Weapons down or I will not be responsible for what comes next.” - Captain America

04-20-2008	#2
[SS]Showstoper XO of Recruit Instruction Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: High Desert Posts: 6,005	Grifter, I'm a member of Netflix, so I went to the website to see if I could find the movie, but it's not available yet. I'm all for watching pool balls coming out of Jennas' thingie...LOL I WILL LEAD BY EXAMPLE, NEVER REQUIRING A RECRUIT TO ATTEMPT ANY TASK I WOULD NOT DO MYSELF.

04-20-2008	#4
DatGuy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 6,546	Rator Pool balls are used too, read it again... DatGuy "doubts my connections".

04-20-2008	#5
[SS]Showstoper XO of Recruit Instruction Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: High Desert Posts: 6,005	Show >>><<< Jenna...We play pool later...lol I WILL LEAD BY EXAMPLE, NEVER REQUIRING A RECRUIT TO ATTEMPT ANY TASK I WOULD NOT DO MYSELF.

04-20-2008	#6
[SS]Rator Sea Snipers® Owner/Leader Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: US Posts: 24,237	HAHaha omg youre right lol sick... I'm gonna ask you questions, and every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you... they will be things you will miss!

04-25-2008	#7
[SS]Wally ‘The Umbrella Man’ Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Minneapolis, MN USA Posts: 8,674	I don't want to say anything but just bring it to SniperCon. "Guns don't kill people, lasers do." - Wally "I don't like repeat offenders, I like dead offenders". - Ted Nugent Born On Date: 1-30-2007

05-07-2008	#9
DevilzKandi Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Delaware Posts: 17	Jenna used to be hot. She's had some plastic work which was a mistake. Zombies are still cool though. XBL = root88 PSN = DevilzKandi Myspace nonamekillers.net

05-15-2008	#10
S10Draven bitch Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: oregon Posts: 1,760	i read on a mma forum that tito ortiz will be in this movie with jenna.

05-16-2008	#12
S10Draven bitch Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: oregon Posts: 1,760	hes a little late if hes worried about that lol.

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