Top this speeding ticket

Sabotage · 03-05-2008

Military humor is awesome.

> Top this for a speeding ticket
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> Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar . One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check Speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill.
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> The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off.
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> Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.
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> Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander The reply came back in true USMC style:
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> Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident.
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> You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.
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> Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.
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> Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.
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> The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar . It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster
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> Thank you for your concern. Semper Fi.

Tagger · 03-05-2008

Pretty funny!

DatGuy · 03-05-2008

if only...pssssh

Blackhat · 03-31-2008

That would be a great story, haha.

[SS]Rator · 03-31-2008

Go punch DatGuy/Alex.

Chenzo · 03-31-2008

Is this the second time this was posted?

DatGuy · 03-31-2008

Rator, stop inciting violence in the workplace

[SS]Rator · 03-31-2008

DG, go punch Black...heh

Blackhat · 03-31-2008

We'll have an all out brawl over what's better: Invert Look or Non Invert Look.

PS. IL Wins, Irish style.

[SS]Rator · 03-31-2008

Just tweak him in the adams apple, if he has one...

Blackhat · 03-31-2008

It's hard to tell, he's always wearing a feather boa to cover it.

DatGuy · 03-31-2008

dont knock my work apparel

Blackhat · 03-31-2008

Seriously, he's wearing the pink Brazil-cut underwear.

I'm thinking of talking to HR, it's really distracting.

[SS]Rator · 03-31-2008

omg, WHY do you know what kind of underwear he's wearing?!

DatGuy · 03-31-2008

because Im not wearing any pants Rator

03-05-2008	#1
Sabotage Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 1,671	Top this speeding ticket Military humor is awesome. > Top this for a speeding ticket > > Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar . One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check Speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. > > The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off. > > Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location. > > Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander The reply came back in true USMC style: > > Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident. > > You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down. > > Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location. > > Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position. > > The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar . It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster > > Thank you for your concern. Semper Fi. "I am an indestructible master of war" - Disturbed “Hitler built a fortress around Europe, but he forgot to put a roof on it.”- Franklin D. Roosevelt

03-05-2008	#2
Tagger Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Millbrook, AL Posts: 1,402	Pretty funny! _________________________ Galatians 2:20

03-05-2008	#3
DatGuy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 6,546	if only...pssssh DatGuy "doubts my connections".

03-31-2008	#5
[SS]Rator Sea Snipers® Owner/Leader Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: US Posts: 24,237	Go punch DatGuy/Alex. I'm gonna ask you questions, and every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you... they will be things you will miss!

03-31-2008	#7
DatGuy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 6,546	Rator, stop inciting violence in the workplace DatGuy "doubts my connections".

03-31-2008	#4
Blackhat Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17	That would be a great story, haha.

03-31-2008	#6
Chenzo Commies Beware Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Norad Posts: 2,978	Is this the second time this was posted?

03-31-2008	#8
[SS]Rator Sea Snipers® Owner/Leader Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: US Posts: 24,237	DG, go punch Black...heh I'm gonna ask you questions, and every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you... they will be things you will miss!

03-31-2008	#12
DatGuy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 6,546	dont knock my work apparel DatGuy "doubts my connections".

03-31-2008	#15
DatGuy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 6,546	because Im not wearing any pants Rator DatGuy "doubts my connections".

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