Just wanted to share with EVERYONE

11-27-2003

If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you.

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to rip them out!

Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put
the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a
malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where
her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she
pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of
turkey guts into his shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.

The wife could hardly control herself as she ROFLHAO, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood- stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she
asked him what was the matter.

He said, "Honey, you were right." "All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you."
"What do you mean?" asked his wife.
"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts
out, and today it finally happened.

But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in……………………….

Weeper · 11-27-2003

LOL:D

[SS]Arkangel · 11-27-2003

HAHAAHAHAHAAH!! That was great!

[SS]Steve-O · 11-27-2003

LMAO. I feel so sick now. I was eating when I was reading the joke. I 'll brb I got to go thow up now....

FUNNY JOKE THOU.

[SS]Raiden · 11-28-2003

pretty funny, and sick.

[SS]ProXimo · 12-01-2003

Nasty, LMAO. That was a good one.

[SS]Cuervo · 12-01-2003

omfg.. that was hillarious.. thanks for the laugh doc

Virus · 12-02-2003

lol,, funny stuff

SurfCity · 12-03-2003

OH I AM CRYIN""""""" DTWF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Badger · 12-03-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by [SS]SurfCity[r]
OH I AM CRYIN""""""" DTWF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DTWF = Damn that was Funny????????

SurfCity · 12-04-2003

Of Course !!!

:)

11-27-2003	#1
[SS]Dr.Who Posts: n/a	Just wanted to share with EVERYONE If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she ROFLHAO, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood- stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right." "All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you." "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in……………………….

11-27-2003	#3
[SS]Arkangel angermeans Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: long island Posts: 458	HAHAAHAHAHAAH!! That was great! Peaceful confrontation meet War Machine. "You tremble, carcass? You would tremble even more if you knew where I am going to take you" - Vicomte de Turenne "... the Earth hath skin, and the skin hath diseases. One of these... is called man" - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche "Uproar east - strike west" - Sheng Tung, Chi Hsi "Remind the gods of my name. I believe there is one seat left for me" - In Flames

11-28-2003	#5
[SS]Raiden 2 Words for ya " SUCK IT" Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: get the fuck away Posts: 1,767	pretty funny, and sick. --------------- LICK MY PASTE!!!!! -------------

12-01-2003	#7
[SS]Cuervo I'm an IMPACT PLAYA!! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: NY Metro Area Posts: 3,707	omfg.. that was hillarious.. thanks for the laugh doc "SEMPER FRATRES BITCH!"- [SS]Cuervo "I just do my job man. I do what my god given abilities allow me to do and I thank Jesus Christ for it every single day. And do I enjoy what I do? heheheheh...HELL YEA!" - Terrible Terry Tate In Memory of PEPE 12.1.94 - 6.29.04

12-02-2003	#8
Virus Ensign Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Colorado Posts: 40	lol,, funny stuff *************SAVE CANNABIS!!************ HëLL-Råï§Ë®§ Quad: [h»r]V][Rus

11-27-2003	#2
Weeper Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 1,286	LOL:D

11-27-2003	#4
[SS]Steve-O Presidente Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: third house from the corner Posts: 3,100	LMAO. I feel so sick now. I was eating when I was reading the joke. I 'll brb I got to go thow up now.... FUNNY JOKE THOU.

12-01-2003	#6
[SS]ProXimo Proximo Studios Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sachse, TX Posts: 1,996	Nasty, LMAO. That was a good one.

12-03-2003	#9
SurfCity Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Lee's Summit (KC, Metro) Posts: 84	OH I AM CRYIN""""""" DTWF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SS] Steals the Show !

12-04-2003	#11
SurfCity Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Lee's Summit (KC, Metro) Posts: 84	Of Course !!! :) [SS] Steals the Show !

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