It's Friday...

[SS]Chief · 10-14-2005

A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the "Chicken Surprise".
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.

He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

"Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck"

[SS]Shooter · 10-14-2005

Chief, read the 2 lines below:

I AM WE TODD DID.

I AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID.

Now, read them both out loud to yourself... a couple of times....

[SS]Chief · 10-14-2005

Are you saying I am......wha?

TIMEX. · 10-14-2005

LOL nice one chief!bigclap

10-14-2005	#1
[SS]Chief Brew Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Desert Posts: 7,070	It's Friday... A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation. "Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise." "Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck" "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"

10-14-2005	#2
[SS]Shooter CO of Recruit Instruction Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Recruit Re-Education Center Posts: 5,047	Chief, read the 2 lines below: I AM WE TODD DID. I AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID. Now, read them both out loud to yourself... a couple of times.... *Keep your ears buttered up while I set fire to the rain!*

10-14-2005	#3
[SS]Chief Brew Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Desert Posts: 7,070	Are you saying I am......wha? "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"

10-14-2005	#4
TIMEX. Commander Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 187	LOL nice one chief!bigclap

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