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Old 10-06-2005   #1
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US Marine Corps Rules:


1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4."
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible - protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.


Navy SEALS Rules:


1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Adjust speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.


US Army Rangers Rules:


1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.


US Army Rules:


1. Select a new beret to wear.
2. Sew combat patch on right shoulder.
3. Change the color of beret you decide to wear.
4. Watch Army get beat by Navy in football.
5. Curse and rationalize that football is only physical exercise to keep your mind sharp to make tough decisions such as which new beret is appropriate.


US Air Force Combat Camera Rules:


1. Have three beers .
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask "what is a gunfight?"
5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" PowerPoint presentation.
6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
7. Receive TDY for doing what you get paid to do anyway.
8. Declare all your assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
9. Try to burn down the tent


US Navy Rules:


1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Watch Navy beat Army in football.
4. Deploy the Marines







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Old 10-06-2005   #2
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HooAh!!!! rofl thats good chief

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Old 10-06-2005   #3
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good stuff, as a Marine I would like to add a few.

Marines
-New day, haircut
-take over Navy ship


Navy
-whats a haircut?
-kill? thats what the Marines are for
-create a new rank called Fleet Admiral so Marines cant take over ship

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Old 10-06-2005   #4
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semper fi numb nuts, if they had a marine corp game like socom then i'd be all over it.bighands snipersmil while shooting the navy down. Hope you all know that the Marine Corps is a Department of the Navy, but its the mens department.toothysmil toungey whipsmiley
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Old 10-07-2005   #5
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Originally posted by pyro360
semper fi numb nuts, if they had a marine corp game like socom then i'd be all over it.bighands snipersmil while shooting the navy down. Hope you all know that the Marine Corps is a Department of the Navy, but its the mens department.toothysmil toungey whipsmiley
Ha ha...very funny pyro...being a member of the Navy I agree, those men and women of corp kick butt! Hell, I never mind giving you guys a ride to whereever...lol.







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Old 10-08-2005   #6
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hahaha..easy now, we dont want to offend anyone, no game can beat a game about the SEALs, pyro.. laffyguy jk man

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Old 10-10-2005   #7
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lmao 2 best ones are


Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose
Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap Life is expensive,


hahaha,

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