Do I know you?

[SS]Chief · 09-13-2005

A guy is in line at supermarket when he notices that a stunning blonde on the other side of the store has just raised her hand and waved to him, smiling. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although her face is somewhat familiar, he can't place where he might know her from. She walks over to him, and he says, "Sorry, do I know you?"

She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he was unfaithful to his wife, years earlier. "Christ!" he exclaims, "are you that stripper from that bachelor party who screwed my brains out on the pool table in front of all my buddies and stuck your finger up my butt??

She pauses. "No....I'm your son's English teacher."

[SS]Steve-O · 09-13-2005

This guy is really you right Chief....:O

09-13-2005	#1
[SS]Chief Brew Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Desert Posts: 7,070	Do I know you? A guy is in line at supermarket when he notices that a stunning blonde on the other side of the store has just raised her hand and waved to him, smiling. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although her face is somewhat familiar, he can't place where he might know her from. She walks over to him, and he says, "Sorry, do I know you?" She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children." His mind shoots back to the one and only time he was unfaithful to his wife, years earlier. "Christ!" he exclaims, "are you that stripper from that bachelor party who screwed my brains out on the pool table in front of all my buddies and stuck your finger up my butt?? She pauses. "No....I'm your son's English teacher." "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"

09-13-2005	#2
[SS]Steve-O Presidente Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: third house from the corner Posts: 3,100	This guy is really you right Chief....:O

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