Checking account...

[SS]Chief · 08-14-2005

An old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."

The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my damn money in this damn bank."

"I see," says the manager", and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

Lost_Angel · 08-14-2005

LMAO!!!! haha its funny beacause a bank would actually do that if u had 200 million

08-14-2005	#1
[SS]Chief Brew Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Desert Posts: 7,070	Checking account... An old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank." The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my damn money in this damn bank." "I see," says the manager", and is this bitch giving you a hard time?" "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"

08-14-2005	#2
Lost_Angel Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Ajax,Ontairio Canada Posts: 96	LMAO!!!! haha its funny beacause a bank would actually do that if u had 200 million SMOKE!!...... Are Your Smoking Yet?

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