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[SS]Chief · 07-05-2005

Three men are sitting at a bar and talking about the last birthday present that they got for their wives.

The first one says, "I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds!" The other two ask him what he got her.
"I got her a Porsche. And she's never been happier in her life."

The next guy says says, "I know what you mean. I bought MY wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! -and she's on cloud nine!" "That could only be a Ferrari," the other two say.

"And what did you give your wife for her birthday?," they ask the third.

"Now, I don't want to brag, but I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds." "No way," say the other two,

"That's way faster than the Ferrari and the Ferrari's the fastest thing there is!"

"Nope." the other man says, I got my wife something faster. but the funny thing is that she's really not all that happy about the fact that it goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds."

"Wow." one of the men said, "That's hard to believe. do you have a picture of it?"

Sure Do....

Lgndkllr777 · 07-05-2005

bigclap that was good bigclap

[SS]Steve-O · 07-05-2005

That is great!bigclap

S2-Virus · 07-06-2005

lolollol...nice one

07-05-2005	#1
[SS]Chief Brew Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Desert Posts: 7,070	0 to 200.... Three men are sitting at a bar and talking about the last birthday present that they got for their wives. The first one says, "I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds!" The other two ask him what he got her. "I got her a Porsche. And she's never been happier in her life." The next guy says says, "I know what you mean. I bought MY wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! -and she's on cloud nine!" "That could only be a Ferrari," the other two say. "And what did you give your wife for her birthday?," they ask the third. "Now, I don't want to brag, but I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds." "No way," say the other two, "That's way faster than the Ferrari and the Ferrari's the fastest thing there is!" "Nope." the other man says, I got my wife something faster. but the funny thing is that she's really not all that happy about the fact that it goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds." "Wow." one of the men said, "That's hard to believe. do you have a picture of it?" Sure Do.... "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"

07-06-2005	#4
S2-Virus Ensign Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 7	i wanna hit something! lolollol...nice one

07-05-2005	#3
[SS]Steve-O Presidente Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: third house from the corner Posts: 3,100	That is great!bigclap

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