Blonde Joke

07-03-2005

A blonde called her old boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."

Her old boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her old boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."

[SS]Chief · 07-03-2005

OMG...that was GOOD!

07-05-2005

Thanks. I don't have the resources for good jokes that you have.

[SS]Hoot · 07-08-2005

LMAO! Very nice.

Lost_Angel · 07-11-2005

hahaha, good one vapid, its hard to find good jokes these daysdancingban

07-03-2005	#1
[SS]Vapid Posts: n/a	Blonde Joke A blonde called her old boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started." Her old boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her old boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."

07-03-2005	#2
[SS]Chief Brew Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Desert Posts: 7,070	OMG...that was GOOD! "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"

07-08-2005	#4
[SS]Hoot Ex-SS Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: In a place far, far away from here... Posts: 997	LMAO! Very nice. The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

07-11-2005	#5
Lost_Angel Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Ajax,Ontairio Canada Posts: 96	hahaha, good one vapid, its hard to find good jokes these daysdancingban SMOKE!!...... Are Your Smoking Yet?

07-05-2005	#3
[SS]Vapid Posts: n/a	Thanks. I don't have the resources for good jokes that you have.

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