giving 100%

TWINKIE' · 06-27-2005

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
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>What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
>about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been
>to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
>achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
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>Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
>questions:
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>If:
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>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
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>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1! 1 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
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>Then:
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>H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
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>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
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>and
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>K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
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>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
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>But,
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>A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
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>1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
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>And,
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>B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
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>2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
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>AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
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>A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
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>1+19+19+11+9+19+1 9+9+14+7 = 118%
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>So, one can conclude with mathmatical certainty that While Hard work and
>Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
>Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!

[SS]Chief · 06-27-2005

LOL or 39%!

TWINKIE' · 06-27-2005

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Originally posted by [SS]Chief
LOL or 39%!

are you calling me an ass?

[SS]Chief · 06-27-2005

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Originally posted by TWINKIE'
are you calling me an ass?

No goofball, I was giving you 39% on your post....

[SS]Steve-O · 06-27-2005

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Originally posted by TWINKIE'
are you calling me an ass?

I am calling you an ASS! mooner

06-27-2005	#1
TWINKIE' PIMP Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: walnut,calif Posts: 165	giving 100% From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: > > >What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder >about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been >to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about >achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? > > > >Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these >questions: > > > >If: > >A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: > >1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1! 1 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. > > > >Then: > > > >H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K > >8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% > > > >and > > > >K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E > >11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% > > > >But, > > > >A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E > >1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% > > > >And, > > > >B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T > >2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% > > > >AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. > > > >A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G > >1+19+19+11+9+19+1 9+9+14+7 = 118% > > > >So, one can conclude with mathmatical certainty that While Hard work and >Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the >Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!

06-27-2005	#2
[SS]Chief Brew Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Desert Posts: 7,070	LOL or 39%! "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"

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