Indian Chief

[SS]Blitz · 05-24-2005

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years.

You've seen his wars and his technological advances.

You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied.

"When white man found the land, Indians were running it.

No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Women did all the work, Medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, All night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled .... "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

Lost_Angel · 06-06-2005

lmao, its so tru

AGROS · 06-06-2005

lol thats funny..

05-24-2005	#1
[SS]Blitz I'm the alpha male Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere near you Posts: 869	Indian Chief An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied. "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Women did all the work, Medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, All night having sex." Then the chief leaned back and smiled .... "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that." My idea of a fair fight is clubbing a baby seal over the head. ~Staff Sergeant Jack Coughlin U.S.M.C. Sniper

06-06-2005	#2
Lost_Angel Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Ajax,Ontairio Canada Posts: 96	lmao, its so tru SMOKE!!...... Are Your Smoking Yet?

06-06-2005	#3
AGROS Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 15	lol thats funny.. In War there is no Fair Play!!! Franks & Beans

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