Guts and Balls

[SS]Blitz · 05-14-2005

The difference between "guts" and "balls":

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."

Prathen · 05-16-2005

These days, if you did the second one, you would likely have your balls chopped off.

05-14-2005	#1
[SS]Blitz I'm the alpha male Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere near you Posts: 869	Guts and Balls The difference between "guts" and "balls": Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next." My idea of a fair fight is clubbing a baby seal over the head. ~Staff Sergeant Jack Coughlin U.S.M.C. Sniper

05-16-2005	#2
Prathen Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 21	These days, if you did the second one, you would likely have your balls chopped off.

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