A little flab.....

[SS]Blitz · 05-11-2005

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched
her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your
control top panty hose."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her
breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of
your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by
his pecker. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you
firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool
man, and your brother."

[SS]Chief · 05-11-2005

OOOoooo SNAP!

05-11-2005	#1
[SS]Blitz I'm the alpha male Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere near you Posts: 869	A little flab..... One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his pecker. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother." My idea of a fair fight is clubbing a baby seal over the head. ~Staff Sergeant Jack Coughlin U.S.M.C. Sniper

05-11-2005	#2
[SS]Chief Brew Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Desert Posts: 7,070	OOOoooo SNAP! "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"

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