The Red Head...

[SS]Chief · 04-27-2005

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous Redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ....... and stay for breakfast.

They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies........."

Wait for it... (scroll down)

It's coming...

The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She says:

"You just happened to catch my eye."

[SS]Cuervo · 04-27-2005

Chief.. retire before you keep digging a deeper hole..

[SS]Fight[r] · 04-27-2005

I am very deeply dissapointed with that one, Chief.

04-27-2005	#1
[SS]Chief Brew Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Desert Posts: 7,070	The Red Head... A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous Redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ....... and stay for breakfast. They have a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies........." Wait for it... (scroll down) It's coming... The suspense is killing you, isn't it? She says: "You just happened to catch my eye." "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"

04-27-2005	#2
[SS]Cuervo I'm an IMPACT PLAYA!! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: NY Metro Area Posts: 3,707	Chief.. retire before you keep digging a deeper hole.. "SEMPER FRATRES BITCH!"- [SS]Cuervo "I just do my job man. I do what my god given abilities allow me to do and I thank Jesus Christ for it every single day. And do I enjoy what I do? heheheheh...HELL YEA!" - Terrible Terry Tate In Memory of PEPE 12.1.94 - 6.29.04

04-27-2005	#3
[SS]Fight[r] Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: KY Posts: 1,119	I am very deeply dissapointed with that one, Chief.

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