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Old 04-27-2005   #1
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Gun Fight rules...

USMC Rules for Gun Fighting

1.Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4."
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating or reloading.
14. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.
15. And above all ... don't drop your guard.


Navy SEALS Rules For Gun Fighting
1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Return quickly to looking cool in latest beachwear.
4. Check hair in mirror.


US Army Rangers Rules For Gun Fighting
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75-pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75-pound rucksack while starving.


Army Rules For Gun Fighting
1. Select a new beret to wear
2. Sew combat patch on right shoulder
3. Change the color of beret you decide to wear

US Air Force Rules For Gun Fighting
1. Have a cocktail
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner
3. See what's on HBO
4. Determine "what a gunfight is"
5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" Power Point presentation
6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets
8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally
9. Tell the Navy to send the Marines


Navy Rules For Gun Fighting
1. Go to Sea
2. Drink Coffee
3. Watch porn
4. Send the Marines







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Old 04-27-2005   #2
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Chief, I posted these my first week in the [SS].

Are you trying to steal my thunder?






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Old 04-27-2005   #3
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Prove it Thunder Boy!








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Old 04-27-2005   #4
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Rat Bastard, I own3d an Amiga!!!

MY POST:
http://seasnipers.net/forums/showthr...&threadid=2315



This is Chief on his day off. And as his partner, Timothy will tell ya, there's more thick, white ropes where those came from... Chief takes his vitamin E!!!






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Old 04-27-2005   #5
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im scared that you actually hunted around for that picture...









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Old 04-27-2005   #6
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Hunt Around????

I didn't have to hunt around, that's my wallpaper on my work PC.

If I'd have hunted around, I could have found this:






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Old 04-27-2005   #7
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bigclap I have to admit Shooter....that is some funny ass shit!

But hey



Have you checked out your site yet?

Shooters Homepage....







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Old 04-27-2005   #8
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BAHAHAHAHHAHA, too freaking funny







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