Two Old Ladies

[SS]Chief · 04-24-2005

Two Old Ladies

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut ! off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks wha t brand she prefers.
"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

04-25-2005

I used to work at the market with my brother. One day a customer came up to my brother and quietly asked where the prophylactics were kept. My brother, being the "all knowing" guy that he is, yelled across to the other side of the registers to one of the managers, "This guy wants to know where we keep the prophylactics." The guy got so imbarressed and left.

Not as funny as Chiefs story but it's still a good one.

.claymore. · 04-25-2005

Who tha hell uses prophylactics anymore. Funny joke bigclap

04-24-2005	#1
[SS]Chief Brew Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Desert Posts: 7,070	Two Old Ladies Two Old Ladies Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut ! off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks wha t brand she prefers. "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted. "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"

04-25-2005	#3
.claymore. Ensign Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Look out your window Posts: 8	who tha Who tha hell uses prophylactics anymore. Funny joke bigclap It is better to be lucky than good RESPEKT BOOYAKASHA (clanless)

04-25-2005	#2
[SS]Vapid Posts: n/a	I used to work at the market with my brother. One day a customer came up to my brother and quietly asked where the prophylactics were kept. My brother, being the "all knowing" guy that he is, yelled across to the other side of the registers to one of the managers, "This guy wants to know where we keep the prophylactics." The guy got so imbarressed and left. Not as funny as Chiefs story but it's still a good one.

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