Socom 3

[SS]Blitz · 04-16-2005

With all the buzz going around about Socom 3, I have found a new weapon which I feel that Zipper should include. This could be the future basis of what all "NOOB WEAPONS" are based on from this time foward.

Noob Weapon

[SS]Chief · 04-16-2005

LOL...yea...you can use it for home or....to kill....

[SS]Shooter · 04-16-2005

Gentlemen, America has changed since the time of the founding fathers. We no longer need these high-capacity "assault drills". I mean, think of the children!

If you want to drill, and hunt for wood to drill, that's fine.

Use this:

But, there is no reason for you to even think about having in your home an assault drill to protect you and your family!!! Just call 911 and let the authorities take care of it. The government always knows what's best for its citizens.

I mean, this is a MODERN country we live in! Why do we even need drills?

I trust the government on this. Citizens don't need drills. The intent of the founding fathers, saying that every man has the right to keep and bear a drill, was to protect us from an oppressive, totalitarian government....something that ceased to be relevant years ago.

Everyone knows that a civilized, modern, democratic goverment can NEVER get out of control....

Or can it?

www.nra.org

Lgndkllr777 · 04-17-2005

Nope you're all wrong.

The next true n00b cannon:

The cause a hurting if stabbed with one.

[SS]Midnight · 03-16-2009

Heh nice. LOL

ok sorry I am done digging up freaking old stuff.....

04-16-2005	#1
[SS]Blitz I'm the alpha male Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere near you Posts: 869	Socom 3 With all the buzz going around about Socom 3, I have found a new weapon which I feel that Zipper should include. This could be the future basis of what all "NOOB WEAPONS" are based on from this time foward. Noob Weapon My idea of a fair fight is clubbing a baby seal over the head. ~Staff Sergeant Jack Coughlin U.S.M.C. Sniper

04-16-2005	#2
[SS]Chief Brew Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Desert Posts: 7,070	LOL...yea...you can use it for home or....to kill.... "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"

04-16-2005	#3
[SS]Shooter CO of Recruit Instruction Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Recruit Re-Education Center Posts: 5,047	Gentlemen, America has changed since the time of the founding fathers. We no longer need these high-capacity "assault drills". I mean, think of the children! If you want to drill, and hunt for wood to drill, that's fine. Use this: But, there is no reason for you to even think about having in your home an assault drill to protect you and your family!!! Just call 911 and let the authorities take care of it. The government always knows what's best for its citizens. I mean, this is a MODERN country we live in! Why do we even need drills? I trust the government on this. Citizens don't need drills. The intent of the founding fathers, saying that every man has the right to keep and bear a drill, was to protect us from an oppressive, totalitarian government....something that ceased to be relevant years ago. Everyone knows that a civilized, modern, democratic goverment can NEVER get out of control.... Or can it? www.nra.org *Keep your ears buttered up while I set fire to the rain!* Last edited by [SS]Shooter : 04-16-2005 at 01:06 PM.

03-16-2009	#5
[SS]Midnight Lima Oscar Lima! Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 8,276	Heh nice. LOL ok sorry I am done digging up freaking old stuff..... "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! NOBODY!" -- White Goodman

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