Osama & the genie

[SS]Blitz · 04-11-2005

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden
found a bottle on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.

The shocked genie! said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you"!

The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knees were broken,and he had no health insurance. God is good.

Lgndkllr777 · 04-11-2005

teeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee..he...he...he

04-11-2005

That sounds like my last girlfriend.

TWINKIE' · 04-12-2005

sounds like a x of mine 2

04-11-2005	#1
[SS]Blitz I'm the alpha male Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere near you Posts: 869	Osama & the genie While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?" "You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie! said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you"! The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knees were broken,and he had no health insurance. God is good. My idea of a fair fight is clubbing a baby seal over the head. ~Staff Sergeant Jack Coughlin U.S.M.C. Sniper

04-11-2005	#3
[SS]Vapid Posts: n/a	That sounds like my last girlfriend.

04-12-2005	#4
TWINKIE' PIMP Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: walnut,calif Posts: 165	sounds like a x of mine 2

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