I am a sensative husband....

[SS]Blitz · 04-07-2005

Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my lawn chair, drinking beer
and watching my wife, mow the lawn.

Amanda from next door was so upset at this that she came over and
shouted "you should be hung."

I took a slug from my bottle of Corona, wiped the cold foam from
my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses, stared directly at this
nosey woman and calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."

After a few days I felt really bad so I went and bought my wife a
riding mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got,
I have attached a picture.

[SS]Steve-O · 04-07-2005

Snake is that the same model you have? Or did you get the optional basket, and horn?

[SS]Rator · 04-08-2005

thats frickin awesome!rofl

[SS]Snakebite · 04-08-2005

Quote:

Originally posted by [SS]Steve-O
Snake is that the same model you have? Or did you get the optional basket, and horn?

You can take that horn and shove it, this is what cuts the grass around here..... hehe

[SS]Steve-O · 04-08-2005

That thing is bigger then my car.

[SS]Fight[r] · 04-08-2005

Not only that Steve-O, but it could mulch and bag your car, too.

04-08-2005

It looks like it needs a wheely bar

Pops · 04-09-2005

[SS]Grunt · 04-11-2005

Blitz,,,,, Just like a MARINE!! lol J/klaffyguy

04-07-2005	#1
[SS]Blitz I'm the alpha male Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere near you Posts: 869	I am a sensative husband.... Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife, mow the lawn. Amanda from next door was so upset at this that she came over and shouted "you should be hung." I took a slug from my bottle of Corona, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses, stared directly at this nosey woman and calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass." After a few days I felt really bad so I went and bought my wife a riding mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got, I have attached a picture. My idea of a fair fight is clubbing a baby seal over the head. ~Staff Sergeant Jack Coughlin U.S.M.C. Sniper

04-08-2005	#3
[SS]Rator Sea Snipers® Owner/Leader Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: US Posts: 24,237	thats frickin awesome!rofl I'm gonna ask you questions, and every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you... they will be things you will miss!

04-09-2005	#8
Pops Retired Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Killeen, Texas Posts: 27	LMAO

04-11-2005	#9
[SS]Grunt Sube Power!!!!!!! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Unknown Posts: 1,417	Blitz,,,,, Just like a MARINE!! lol J/klaffyguy -Arthur M. Jenkins- (May 1954- Feb 05) -Somebody, somewhere is training, and when u meet them they will win,,

04-07-2005	#2
[SS]Steve-O Presidente Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: third house from the corner Posts: 3,100	Snake is that the same model you have? Or did you get the optional basket, and horn?

04-08-2005	#6
[SS]Fight[r] Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: KY Posts: 1,119	Not only that Steve-O, but it could mulch and bag your car, too.

04-08-2005	#7
[SS]Vapid Posts: n/a	It looks like it needs a wheely bar

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