Happy Saint Patricks Day....Early.

[SS]Chief · 03-07-2005

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer & said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the corner. He chuckled and said, "John won the prize last night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

[TOU] -Sage- · 03-07-2005

heh heh thats funny

Lgndkllr777 · 03-07-2005

tee hee hee hee that was fun ny 'pecially the part about pulling his ears to make him come....... yea im perverted...

03-07-2005	#1
[SS]Chief Brew Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Desert Posts: 7,070	Happy Saint Patricks Day....Early. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer & said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the corner. He chuckled and said, "John won the prize last night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"

03-07-2005	#2
[TOU] -Sage- Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 35	heh heh thats funny

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