03-02-2005 | #1 |
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Things You Learn from Video Games...
Things You Learn from Video Games...
- There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force. - If it moves, DESTROY IT! - Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training. - One lone "good guy" can defeat an infinite number of "bad guys". - Make sure you eat all food lying on the ground. - You can break things and get away with it. - You can push other vehicles off the road and get away with it. - If someone dies, they disappear. - If you get mad enough, you can fight even better. - You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters. - You can operate all weapons without training. - No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again. - Death is reversible (only for you!). - Ninjas are common and frequently fight in public. (my personal favorite) - Whenever big fat mean guys are about to croak, they begin flashing red or yellow. - You never run out of ammunition, just grenades. - All women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies. - Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was bad. - Don't worry if you vehicle crashes and explodes. A new vehicle will appear in its place. - A thousand-to-one odds against you is NOT a problem. |
03-02-2005 | #2 |
Thats Mr Sarcastic to you
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... a few to add for 'online' version games
- LAG is your worst enemy, he is also invisble, untouchable and attacks constantly - everyone is a Noob and every weapon you pick is a Noob one - you can die from a fatal gunshot to the foot or hand - you can kill a team mate for getting on your nerves and not be court-marshalled - if you are the last man alive against 8 terrorists with full ammo, the bomb planted at your base with 5 seconds left to diffuse, you have 'no' ammo, and they just spotted you...... you can turn the power off and go get a pizza or something - "camping" has nothing to do with a tent and hotdogs - there are no POW's, everyone dies as soon as they're spotted - hostages always wear bright blue vests and hats so terrorist snipers don't have trouble finding them - your gun 'magically' picks up ammo just by running over a dead body |
03-02-2005 | #3 |
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LOL...those are GREAT!
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03-02-2005 | #4 |
Commander
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Classic humor at its best, thanks for the laughs guys.
Perhaps there could be another one. If you happen to put a mic infront of someone's face at one point in time they will sound like they are trying out for American Idol. Just a guy... |
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I'm so tired...
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LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol those were funny... yea... Quote:
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03-07-2005 | #6 |
Ensign
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I have that poster in my office... it's great!
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