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Old 02-28-2005   #1
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Wanted ad..

HUSBAND WANTED

A lonely older lady, aged 75, decided it was time to get married and put a want ad in the local paper:

"HUSBAND WANTED. Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed! All applicants must apply in person."

On the second day of the ad she heard the doorbell ring. Much to herdismay, when she opened the door, there sat a man in a wheelchair. He hadno arms or legs. She asked sardonically "You're not expecting me to consider you, are you? Just look at you----you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore no chance to run around on you!"

She snorted, "You have no arms either!" Again the old man smiled. "Nor can I beat you!"

The old lady raised her eyebrows and gazed at him intensely."Are you still good in bed?" she asked.

The old man smirked and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
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Old 02-28-2005   #2
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Haha, oldie but goodie.







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Old 02-28-2005   #3
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That was a good one!! lmao

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