Definition of Barbecuing:

Definition of Barbecuing:

It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do.
When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events is put
into motion:

1) The woman goes to the store.
2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with
the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging
beside the grill, drink in hand.
4) The man places the meat on the grill.
5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man to check the meat.
7) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
8 )The woman comes back out to tell the man the meat is burning.

9) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
11) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off" and upon seeing
her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

[[SS]Beans[r]]

That explains why I can't barbeque, I don't have a wife!

[[SS]Fight[r]]

Well Beans, you and MILF can take turns being the wife.

[[SS]Beans[r]]

Milf, you got the grill. I'll give you the meat.