Reasons to Fear Canada

[Tinkerbell]

My friend sent this to me and it made me laugh. I hope I found the right section to post this in.


Reasons to Fear Canada.
BY SEAN CARMAN

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Ninety percent of population is massed within 100 miles of northern American border.

Seems not to mind that one of its provinces has turned almost entirely French.

Excessive politeness only makes sense as cover for something truly sinister. But what?

Citizens seem strangely impervious to cold.

Decriminalization of marijuana and acceptance of gay marriage without corresponding collapse of social institutions indicate Canada may, in fact, be indestructible.

Has infiltrated entertainment industry with singers, actors, and comedians practically indistinguishable from their American counterparts.

Consistently stays just below cultural radar yet never quite disappears.

Parliamentary government and common-law judiciary appear to function acceptably yet remain completely inscrutable.

Never had a "disco phase."

Seemingly endless supply of timber, donuts, and Scotch-plaid hats with earflaps.

Keeps insisting it "has no designs on America" and "only wants peace."

Plays a mean game of pond hockey.

[DatGuy]

LMAO....DAMN RIGHT

[VanDrunken]

Originally Posted by Tinkerbell

Decriminalization of marijuana and acceptance of gay marriage without corresponding collapse of social institutions indicate Canada may, in fact, be indestructible.

LMAO

[Sabotage]

Oh wow just fill DG full of hope why don't you.

[Tinkerbell]

Originally Posted by Sabotage

Oh wow just fill DG full of hope why don't you.

Yeah us Canadians stick together.

[DatGuy]

lol, awesome pic Tink

[VanDrunken]

Originally Posted by [SS]DatGuy

lol, awesome pic Tink

I 2nd that...and I lol'd

[harley7]

Originally Posted by Tinkerbell

Yeah us Canadians stick together.

its 420, pass it clockwise please.