Socom 3
 

With all the buzz going around about Socom 3, I have found a new weapon which I feel that Zipper should include. This could be the future basis of what all "NOOB WEAPONS" are based on from this time foward.

Noob Weapon

LOL...yea...you can use it for home or....to kill....

Gentlemen, America has changed since the time of the founding fathers. We no longer need these high-capacity "assault drills". I mean, think of the children!

If you want to drill, and hunt for wood to drill, that's fine.

Use this:



But, there is no reason for you to even think about having in your home an assault drill to protect you and your family!!! Just call 911 and let the authorities take care of it. The government always knows what's best for its citizens.

I mean, this is a MODERN country we live in! Why do we even need drills?

I trust the government on this. Citizens don't need drills. The intent of the founding fathers, saying that every man has the right to keep and bear a drill, was to protect us from an oppressive, totalitarian government....something that ceased to be relevant years ago.

Everyone knows that a civilized, modern, democratic goverment can NEVER get out of control....



Or can it?

www.nra.org

Nope you're all wrong.

The next true n00b cannon:



The cause a hurting if stabbed with one.

Heh nice. LOL

ok sorry I am done digging up freaking old stuff.....