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[SS]Vapid 07-03-2005 04:08 PM

Blonde Joke
 
A blonde called her old boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."

Her old boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her old boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."

[SS]Chief 07-03-2005 08:56 PM

OMG...that was GOOD!

[SS]Vapid 07-05-2005 02:27 PM

Thanks. I don't have the resources for good jokes that you have.

[SS]Hoot 07-08-2005 10:23 PM

LMAO! Very nice.

Lost_Angel 07-11-2005 05:36 PM

hahaha, good one vapid, its hard to find good jokes these daysdancingban


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