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[SS]Chief 07-05-2005 03:23 PM

0 to 200....
 
Three men are sitting at a bar and talking about the last birthday present that they got for their wives.

The first one says, "I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds!" The other two ask him what he got her.
"I got her a Porsche. And she's never been happier in her life."

The next guy says says, "I know what you mean. I bought MY wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! -and she's on cloud nine!" "That could only be a Ferrari," the other two say.

"And what did you give your wife for her birthday?," they ask the third.

"Now, I don't want to brag, but I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds." "No way," say the other two,

"That's way faster than the Ferrari and the Ferrari's the fastest thing there is!"

"Nope." the other man says, I got my wife something faster. but the funny thing is that she's really not all that happy about the fact that it goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds."

"Wow." one of the men said, "That's hard to believe. do you have a picture of it?"

Sure Do....

Lgndkllr777 07-05-2005 09:45 PM

bigclap that was good bigclap

[SS]Steve-O 07-05-2005 10:08 PM

That is great!bigclap

S2-Virus 07-06-2005 10:08 PM

i wanna hit something!
 
lolollol...nice one


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