04-29-2005 | #1 |
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Good Military advice...
AIM TOWARDS THE ENEMY." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
"WHEN THE PIN IS PULLED, MR. GRENADE IS NOT OUR FRIEND." -US Marine Corps "CLUSTER BOMBING FROM B-52s IS VERY, VERY ACCURATE. THE BOMBS ARE GUARANTEED TO ALWAYS HIT THE GROUND." - U.S.A.F. Armament Group "IF THE ENEMY IS IN RANGE, SO ARE YOU." - Infantry Journal "A SLIPPING GEAR COULD LET YOUR M203 GRENADE LAUNCHER FIRE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. THAT WOULD MAKE YOU QUITE UNPOPULAR IN WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR UNIT." - Army's magazine of prevention maintenance "IT IS GENERALLY INADVISABLE TO EJECT DIRECTLY OVER THE AREA YOU JUST BOMBED" - US. Air Force manual "TRACERS WORK BOTH WAYS." - U.S. Army Ordnance "BRAVERY IS BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS YOU'RE AFRAID." -Col. David Hackworth "IF YOUR ATTACK IS GOING TOO WELL, YOU'RE WALKING INTO AN AMBUSH." -Infantry Journal "ANY SHIP CAN BE A MINESWEEPER....ONCE." - Anonymous "NEVER TELL THE PLATOON SERGEANT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO." - Unknown Marine Recruit "DON'T DRAW FIRE; IT IRRITATES THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU." - Infantry Journal "IF YOU SEE A BOMB TECH RUNNING, TRY TO KEEP UP WITH HIM." U.S.A.F. Armament Group "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!" |
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