Blind man...

[SS]Chief · 11-18-2005

A Blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar tool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.
In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell That joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude!
"Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

11-18-2005	#1
[SS]Chief Brew Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Desert Posts: 7,070	Blind man... A Blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar tool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell That joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: One: The bartender is a blonde woman. Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman. Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer. Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude! "Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)