10-21-2005 | #1 |
I'm the alpha male
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Redneck Special Forces
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today 2. There is no limit 3. They taste just like chicken 4. They don't like beer, pickups, Harley Davidson's, country music or Jesus 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK. My idea of a fair fight is clubbing a baby seal over the head. ~Staff Sergeant Jack Coughlin U.S.M.C. Sniper |
10-22-2005 | #2 | |
Presidente
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Re: Redneck Special Forces
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HAHAHA, WAIT that means snake will be going.bigcry2 |
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10-22-2005 | #3 |
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Snake would kick some serious ass.
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10-23-2005 | #4 |
Ensign
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Canada
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Common guys be ncie.. or they might shoot you and put you in a pot.
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