The Night Before Christmas...

[[SS]Chief]

THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
by Chief

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that Modern Warfare Black OPS soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of pwning danced in their heads;

And mamma in her 'turtle beaches, and I with my Astro's,

Had just settled down for an all nighter,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the console to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the crime scene tape and threw up on my stash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow (hee hee....he said breast)

Gave the luster of mid-day to crap below,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a Modern Warfare Black OPS, prestige edition is here!!!

Okay never mind....this story could go on for a while. Bottom line; It's that time of year when Little Timmy finally gets his copy of MW:BO for Christmas. Usually his parents don't approve of him playing a game that's marked M for Mature. But Uncle Bill or Aunt Suzy knew it was the hottest game of the year. Sooo....WWJD. I'll tell you what he'd do; he'd get his ass online and pwn some noobs!!!

Trust me if there's a Perk you've been trying to Pro...I say, Pro that Perk (okay, that sounded weird)!!

I'll see you all online!!

[[SS]Wally]

Happy holidays everyone

[[SS]Showstoper]

Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good Night...