Makeshift sex aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle

[SS]Shooter · 09-20-2007

Sex aid burglar escapes jail

September 19, 2007 03:55pm

A MAN who broke into his neighbour's home west of Brisbane and used her vacuum cleaner and a detergent bottle as sex aids has avoided jail.

Jamie Thomas Lacey, 27, was high on LSD and amphetamines when he broke into the house at Millmerran in September 2004.

He pleaded guilty today in the Brisbane District Court to burglary and wilful damage.

The court was told his neighbour returned home on September 29 to find her bathroom in a total state of disarray.

Crown prosecutor Julie Aylward told the court pornographic magazines and clothes were strewn around the room, and that a makeshift sex aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind.

The woman's vacuum cleaner had also been left in the bathroom.

Lacey's defence barrister, Shaun Gordon, argued there was no proof his client had used the vacuum cleaner as a sex aid, but Judge Tony Rafter said it was unlikely it had been used for cleaning.

"I'm sure that your client didn't hoover the carpets,'' he said.

Police attended Lacey's house just days after the incident was reported.

During the search police uncovered a black carry bag filled with condoms, gloves, creams and a tapered wooden stick.

Lacey told police it was his "masturbation bag'', but denied any knowledge of the burglary.

He was arrested in December 2006 after police finally matched his DNA to that found on the latex glove attached to the Toilet Duck bottle.

He later told police he had vague recollections of the offence, but said his memory was jumbled as he had been a heavy drug user at the time.

Mr Gordon told the court his client had since cleaned up his life and that he was now the father of a seven-month-old child.

He told the court his client had held down a good job at Kilcoy Pastoral Company for two years, and Judge Rafter agreed it would be counter-productive to send him to jail.

Judge Rafter sentenced him to 12 months' jail, which he ordered to be served in the community as an Intensive Correction Order.

[SS]Rator · 09-20-2007

[SS]Snakebite · 09-20-2007

Ok, that picture just made the story so much funnier. I didn't know what a Toilet Duck bottle was. laffyguy

[SS]Shooter · 09-20-2007

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...and that a makeshift sex aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind. He was arrested in December 2006 after police finally matched his DNA to that found on the latex glove attached to the Toilet Duck bottle.

OK. I've spent all night with some Toilet Duck bottles, pieces of wood, and latex gloves, and I cannot backwards engineer any type of 'sex-aid'. Any help is appreciated.

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Originally posted by [SS]Shooter
During the search police uncovered a black carry bag filled with condoms, gloves, creams and a tapered wooden stick. Lacey told police it was his "masturbation bag'', but denied any knowledge of the burglary.

Based on the descriptions of these items, I have compiled my own 'bag' ([SS] guys will see it at Snipercon, the recruits will learn to FEAR it). I'm still unsure of what to do with the tapered stick, though....

hasha · 09-20-2007

very very disturbing......especially the thought of you making your own bag.....lol what to do with the tapered wood...

[SS]Midnight · 09-20-2007

a1surprise

[SS]Shooter · 09-20-2007

Hasha, let's date!

hasha · 09-20-2007

idk man, ur kinda scary with ur bag. the thought just sends chills down my spine.....i would be absolutely terrified to find out what might be in it. eyepop

[SS]Midnight · 09-20-2007

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Originally posted by hasha
idk man, ur kinda scary with ur bag. the thought just sends chills down my spine.....i would be absolutely terrified to find out what might be in it. eyepop

Yes hasha....be afraid....be very afraid of Shooter...

[SS]Shooter · 09-20-2007

My 'first date' bag contains the usual... creams, tapered sticks, condoms. Let me see what else.. (digging)... duct tape, a soldering iron, molar extractors, salt, piano wire, scapels, blood clotting powder, surgical tubing...

Typical stuff.

hasha · 09-20-2007

man i think the thought of this is just to freaky for my conservative nature

[SS]Shooter · 09-20-2007

Wow nice job!

[SS]Rator · 09-20-2007

HAHAHAHAHahahahahasha

[SS]Shooter · 09-20-2007

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Originally posted by hasha
man i think the thought of this is just to freaky for my conservative nature

I can just picture you hunting around for the right tapered stick graphic.

[SS]Wally · 09-20-2007

lololol bigclap bigcry2

09-20-2007	#1
[SS]Shooter CO of Recruit Instruction Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Recruit Re-Education Center Posts: 5,047	Makeshift sex aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle Sex aid burglar escapes jail September 19, 2007 03:55pm A MAN who broke into his neighbour's home west of Brisbane and used her vacuum cleaner and a detergent bottle as sex aids has avoided jail. Jamie Thomas Lacey, 27, was high on LSD and amphetamines when he broke into the house at Millmerran in September 2004. He pleaded guilty today in the Brisbane District Court to burglary and wilful damage. The court was told his neighbour returned home on September 29 to find her bathroom in a total state of disarray. Crown prosecutor Julie Aylward told the court pornographic magazines and clothes were strewn around the room, and that a makeshift sex aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind. The woman's vacuum cleaner had also been left in the bathroom. Lacey's defence barrister, Shaun Gordon, argued there was no proof his client had used the vacuum cleaner as a sex aid, but Judge Tony Rafter said it was unlikely it had been used for cleaning. "I'm sure that your client didn't hoover the carpets,'' he said. Police attended Lacey's house just days after the incident was reported. During the search police uncovered a black carry bag filled with condoms, gloves, creams and a tapered wooden stick. Lacey told police it was his "masturbation bag'', but denied any knowledge of the burglary. He was arrested in December 2006 after police finally matched his DNA to that found on the latex glove attached to the Toilet Duck bottle. He later told police he had vague recollections of the offence, but said his memory was jumbled as he had been a heavy drug user at the time. Mr Gordon told the court his client had since cleaned up his life and that he was now the father of a seven-month-old child. He told the court his client had held down a good job at Kilcoy Pastoral Company for two years, and Judge Rafter agreed it would be counter-productive to send him to jail. Judge Rafter sentenced him to 12 months' jail, which he ordered to be served in the community as an Intensive Correction Order. *Keep your ears buttered up while I set fire to the rain!*

09-20-2007	#2
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[SS]Shooter CO of Recruit Instruction Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Recruit Re-Education Center Posts: 5,047	Hasha, let's date! *Keep your ears buttered up while I set fire to the rain!*

09-20-2007	#10
[SS]Shooter CO of Recruit Instruction Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Recruit Re-Education Center Posts: 5,047	My 'first date' bag contains the usual... creams, tapered sticks, condoms. Let me see what else.. (digging)... duct tape, a soldering iron, molar extractors, salt, piano wire, scapels, blood clotting powder, surgical tubing... Typical stuff. *Keep your ears buttered up while I set fire to the rain!*

09-20-2007	#3
[SS]Snakebite Thats Mr Sarcastic to you Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Right behind you Posts: 6,451	Ok, that picture just made the story so much funnier. I didn't know what a Toilet Duck bottle was. laffyguy

09-20-2007	#5
hasha Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: detroit Posts: 145	very very disturbing......especially the thought of you making your own bag.....lol what to do with the tapered wood...

09-20-2007	#12
[SS]Shooter CO of Recruit Instruction Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Recruit Re-Education Center Posts: 5,047	Wow nice job! *Keep your ears buttered up while I set fire to the rain!*

09-20-2007	#13
[SS]Rator Sea Snipers® Owner/Leader Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: US Posts: 24,237	HAHAHAHAHahahahahasha I'm gonna ask you questions, and every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you... they will be things you will miss!

09-20-2007	#15
[SS]Wally ‘The Umbrella Man’ Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Minneapolis, MN USA Posts: 8,674	lololol bigclap bigcry2 "Guns don't kill people, lasers do." - Wally "I don't like repeat offenders, I like dead offenders". - Ted Nugent Born On Date: 1-30-2007

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