07-05-2005 | #1 |
Brew Master
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Desert
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0 to 200....
Three men are sitting at a bar and talking about the last birthday present that they got for their wives.
The first one says, "I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds!" The other two ask him what he got her. "I got her a Porsche. And she's never been happier in her life." The next guy says says, "I know what you mean. I bought MY wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! -and she's on cloud nine!" "That could only be a Ferrari," the other two say. "And what did you give your wife for her birthday?," they ask the third. "Now, I don't want to brag, but I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds." "No way," say the other two, "That's way faster than the Ferrari and the Ferrari's the fastest thing there is!" "Nope." the other man says, I got my wife something faster. but the funny thing is that she's really not all that happy about the fact that it goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds." "Wow." one of the men said, "That's hard to believe. do you have a picture of it?" Sure Do.... "Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!" |
07-05-2005 | #2 | |
I'm so tired...
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: NJ
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bigclap that was good bigclap
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07-05-2005 | #3 |
Presidente
Join Date: Aug 2003
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That is great!bigclap
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07-06-2005 | #4 |
Ensign
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Clearwater, FL
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i wanna hit something!
lolollol...nice one
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