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You look like eminem
Moments Before... First Family Photo
Photographer: All right, shall we get started? Let's see two big smiles! Man: Wait! Photographer: Of course. I'm sorry. When you're ready. Woman: You should take off your shirt, baby. Photographer: He should? Man: I *mean, I didn't get this tattoo of a squashed bug on my shoulder so that it would be hidden during our photos. Photographer: Right. Sorry. Ready now? Man: Not even close. Baby, take off your shirt too. Woman: You think so? Photographer: Probably n-- Man: I've never been so sure about anything, ever. Woman: I love you so hard. Photographer: All right. You're both topless now. Man: Pretty awesome, right? Photographer: ...and she's pregnant. She's definitely pregnant. Woman: Yes. Photographer: So, sir, let me get this straight. You came into Wal-Mart to take a topless photo of you both, and your... wife is it? Man: What DON'T you get? Photographer: All right let's just do this. Woman: Grab my ass. Man: Unbutton your jeans. Woman: Just the top button, though. Man: You are so pregnant. Woman: And you look like Eminem. "I am an indestructible master of war" - Disturbed “Hitler built a fortress around Europe, but he forgot to put a roof on it.”- Franklin D. Roosevelt |
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