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I'm the alpha male
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere near you
Posts: 869
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Guts and Balls
The difference between "guts" and "balls":
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My idea of a fair fight is clubbing a baby seal over the head. ~Staff Sergeant Jack Coughlin U.S.M.C. Sniper |
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 21
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These days, if you did the second one, you would likely have your balls chopped off.
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