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Lima Oscar Lima!
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Riddle
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
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#2 |
Canadian Chuck Norris
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Either a pencil or a candle.
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#3 |
Sea Snipers® Owner/Leader
Join Date: Aug 2003
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or...
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#4 |
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The official answer is candle. But I see how pencil applies just as well. Pencil candle is disqualified. ....just because...
![]() Next one: There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by [SS]Midnight : 12-28-2015 at 07:44 PM. |
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#5 |
Lima Oscar Lima!
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No guesses? So disapointing....
They throw one cigarette overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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#6 |
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mmm, doesn't count. doesn't solve riddle. your boat is lighter, and those guys still aint smoking yet.
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#7 |
Canadian Chuck Norris
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Probably smokin each others poles.
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#8 |
Lima Oscar Lima!
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Ok ya that one doesn't count. It was just funny.
OK here is a real one. Logic riddle. Shouldn't be too hard: Brothers and sisters I have none but this man's father is my father's son. Who is the man? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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#9 |
XO of Recruit Instruction
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^ DEEZ NUTS
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#10 |
Lima Oscar Lima!
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No it is not the promising presidential candidate.
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#11 |
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The man who builds it doesn't need it.
The man who buys it doesn't want it. The man who uses it doesn't know it. What am I? ![]() |
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#12 |
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That is also the wrong answer. :)
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