Usrsf

11-15-2006

USRSF

The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group call the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss and Bo will be dropped behind enemy lines and given the following information about the Iraqis: 1. The season opened last weekend. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The war should be over in a week.

Sabotage · 11-16-2006

With that kind of breafing I wouldn't be surprised if it was over tomorrow.

11-15-2006	#1
[SSr]LouSaynis Posts: n/a	Usrsf USRSF The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group call the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss and Bo will be dropped behind enemy lines and given the following information about the Iraqis: 1. The season opened last weekend. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The war should be over in a week.

11-16-2006	#2
Sabotage Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 1,671	With that kind of breafing I wouldn't be surprised if it was over tomorrow. "I am an indestructible master of war" - Disturbed “Hitler built a fortress around Europe, but he forgot to put a roof on it.”- Franklin D. Roosevelt

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