New Liquor warnings...

liquor manufacturers have accepted suggestions that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
your ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye
reel gode.

[[SS]Rator]

LOL! PIMP!

[[SS]Beans[r]]

That explaines why I always get my ass kicked.