Money exchange
An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asked the teller, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar for yen - today I get a hunat eighty?"
The teller responds - "fluctuations." The Chinese guy says "fluc you white guys too."
"Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"
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