Go to
google and enter "(your name) is" and see what cool things come up.
Here were some of mine.
Vapid is probably the best
Vapid is good
Vapid is the man
Vapid is a pro
Vapid is almost enough to make you give up
Vapid is harder
Vapid is player of the week
Vapid is what killed electronic music in the 80s
Vapid is back in full effect
Vapid is angry
Vapid is the most evil
Vapid is in fact cheating
Vapid is passed out
Vapid is out
Vapid is offline
Vapid is a great singer
Vapid is a complex woman
Vapid is the other white meat
Vapid is not available
Vapid is playing something different
Vapid is sort of boring
Vapid is not interesting anymore
Vapid is bothering you