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One day....
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a Nursing Home. On the front lawn were six old ladies laying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager.
"Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yeah," he said. "They're retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale."
        
        
        
  
"Give a man a beer, he'll waste an afternoon. But teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime!"
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