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giving 100%
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
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>What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
>about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been
>to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
>achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
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>Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
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>If:
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>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
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>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1! 1 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
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>Then:
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>H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
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>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
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>and
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>K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
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>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
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>But,
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>A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
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>1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
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>And,
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>B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
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>2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
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>AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
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>A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
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>1+19+19+11+9+19+1 9+9+14+7 = 118%
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>So, one can conclude with mathmatical certainty that While Hard work and
>Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
>Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!
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