<1>Gerty
10-01-2005, 12:37 AM
John woke up one morning with an enormous erection, so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened, though, and was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John wrote a note, called to his little boy, and asked him to bring the note to his wife. It read:
The tent pole is up,
The canvas is spread,
The hell with breakfast,
Come back to bed.
Heather answered the note with one of her own and asked her son to take
it to her husband. The note read:
Take the tent pole down,
Put the canvas away,
The monkey had a hemorrhage,
No circus today.
John read the note and scribbled a reply. He asked his son to take it
to
his wife. The note read:
The tent pole's still up,
And the canvas still spread,
So drop what you're doing,
And come give me some head.
The tent pole is up,
The canvas is spread,
The hell with breakfast,
Come back to bed.
Heather answered the note with one of her own and asked her son to take
it to her husband. The note read:
Take the tent pole down,
Put the canvas away,
The monkey had a hemorrhage,
No circus today.
John read the note and scribbled a reply. He asked his son to take it
to
his wife. The note read:
The tent pole's still up,
And the canvas still spread,
So drop what you're doing,
And come give me some head.